Cease and desist

Things happening on/in or around my house:

new roommate moving in
dog-sitting hyperactive 5 yr old boxer
fish-sitting comatose beta
fucking roofers replacing the fucking roof
whining
using of internet
not buying of christmas presents for family. woops.

A departure

I'm done blogging about work, duh, its Christmas break. So instead let me update you: I'm currently losing a game of cribbage and the riding on the outcome of this game is one month of not shaving my armpits. I think this is going to do wonders for my already stellar dating record. HOWEVER....if by some miracle of unknown proportions I happen to win, then my degenerate roommate has to shave his legs every other day for a month. Either way, I'll post some pictures for your viewing (dis)pleasure.

I'm also watching my friends' beta fish,Jurgen, while they're out of town. They left me the following instructions "Don't kill Jurgen." Also, I'm not sure they were aware of how hard it is to transport a full-to-the-brim fishtank in the car. I was giving my friend, Steen, a ride home and made him come with me to get the fish. The fishwater spilled all over Steen's lap, which was awesome because when he got out of the car it looked like he had wet his pants. Super funny. Anyway, I had to drop Steen off and then proceed the rest of the way holding the fish tank still with one hand and driving with the other. I finally get home after several blocks of driving 8mph only to discover that the stupid beta food has spilled in my coat pocket . So, yeah, I might kill Jurgen.