Q and A about my day

What was the best part about your day?

Easy. Arriving to work to realize that the driver's seat was wet (long story), and therefore that the ass of my pants was also wet.

A different kind of dead

I'm going to kill my roommate because he is trying to steal my blog (among other things). A list of his other recent offenses:

Indiscriminant belching
Nose hairs in the sink
Excessive drafting while on bike rides
Unnecessary references to sleeping with my mother
Friending my brother on Facebook
Not sending back Netflix movies quickly enough


That is all for now.