Thursday, June 17, 2010

Day Zero

Today begins the incredible journey of the White Lily (my bike) and Sea Biscuit (Sancho's bike) on a month-long journey of death-defying bike riding. I would tell you more details but I don't want the paparazzi to follow us and then cause a crash in the tunnel that kills me but not my media-mogul boyfriend who it turns out is not actually that attractive.

So Day Zero goes like this: Day Zero was spent enduring SOMEONE'S bad mood, driving to the launch point and eating nachos while listening to the religious/artillery-related zeal of my brother. Also today, there was a blessing of bikes, the bike trailers, the bike riders and two dogs that happened to get in the way.

Tomorrow is Day One, a.k.a, the day I stop shaving my armpits and start replacing meals with Cliff bars.

Over and out.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Catch up time

Things I am counting down:
4.5 days of school left
8 days until I leave to accomplish on bicycle what most people accomplish in car/plane: tour de west coast!
3 minutes until I open my next beer
7 episodes left in Season 4 of Da Wire, BEST SHOW EVER

Things I am jazzed about:
Aforementioned bike trip
Aforementioned beer
I got a paycheck in the mail that I didn't think I was going to get

Things I am less jazzed about:
Online dating
My bedroom windows don't open
Tomorrow is Monday