Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Is this what 'all staff' emails are for?

"It is rumored that some kids are or are threatening to spit in the hand sanitizer we have in our rooms. I suggest that we glue the lids on as they do not need to be opened (if you have the pump variety). I also suggest that if you hear of anyone that is saying they or someone else is doing this, you send them to the office. thanks."

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Where do I start?

1) Things that might possibly take precedence:
uh, teaching?
2) At the risk of stating the obvious: ISN'T HAND SANITIZER SUPPOSE TO SANITIZE THINGS?
3) Is this going to take the form of a staff "let's glue the lids on our hand sanitizer bottles" party? I will bring the blow.
4) The asshat that wrote this is at least twice my age, and has been teaching longer than I've been alive. I would like to hope that by the time I reach this distinguished station in life that I won't be flexible enough to get my head that far up my own butt.

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