"It is rumored that some kids are or are threatening to spit in the hand sanitizer we have in our rooms. I suggest that we glue the lids on as they do not need to be opened (if you have the pump variety). I also suggest that if you hear of anyone that is saying they or someone else is doing this, you send them to the office. thanks."
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Where do I start?
1) Things that might possibly take precedence:
uh, teaching?
2) At the risk of stating the obvious: ISN'T HAND SANITIZER SUPPOSE TO SANITIZE THINGS?
3) Is this going to take the form of a staff "let's glue the lids on our hand sanitizer bottles" party? I will bring the blow.
4) The asshat that wrote this is at least twice my age, and has been teaching longer than I've been alive. I would like to hope that by the time I reach this distinguished station in life that I won't be flexible enough to get my head that far up my own butt.
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