In perhaps my most brazen move ever, I have decided to kill the Marine Corps. You may be thinking, "Girl, you're crazy. You can't kill a branch of the armed forces!" This is where you're wrong. I formerly had no beef with the Marines that I didn't have with any group of similarly dressed people marching in unison carrying weapons, but today the Marines went too far. A member of the Marines who happens to have nothing better to do when he is not defending my freedom than to lead high schoolers in jumping jacks during PE class in RuralTown, USA where I work told one of my students that he didn't need to finish high school, that he could join the Marines after finishing his junior year. Oh, I get it, you want to lure students who have otherwise limited post-high school opportunities to their deaths sooner rather than later.
And now a special note to whatever flunky has been assigned the task of monitoring my blog because I threatened the Marine Corps: you should get a new job.
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