What week is this? 6? I dunno.

Good evening, you troglodytes! Salutations from the land of eight Thai restaurants on every city block and vitamin D deficiency. This morning at the bus stop I was greeted by what had to be a huge bummer:

Not only did someone start their day by getting pulled over by what I assume is the ONLY POLICE OFFICER WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS, they had to get pulled over at a bus stop where there were a half dozen gloomy faced bus riders standing there and watching. Imagine getting a ticket and looking up and seeing a small crowd of people staring at you with a look on their face that says, "See, this is why you should ride the bus." Damn.

But my day was fine. As predicted, I kicked my stats midterm's rear! What was my reward? READING ALL DAY! Grad school is awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

The 29th anniversary of my arrival into this bleak universe looms just one week away. I'm pretty stoked because a)it ain't 30 and b)IT'S A PRIME NUMBER!!!! GANGSTA!!!!

Ok, side note: has anyone seen the Ben Stiller and LT commercial for Sports Center? Here's why it sucks: LT sucks (sorry, honey!), and I have him on my fantasy team, so a commercial featuring him giving fantasy football advice is slightly ironic. Here's why it's awesome: LT tells Ben Stiller that he has Aaron Rodgers as QB on his fantasy team. Who has two thumbs and Aaron Rodgers on their fantasy team? THIS GIRL! It's especially significant given that Aaron Rodgers would also make my fantasy fantasy squad, if you know what I mean.