I will see whatever kind of day/week/month you are having, and raise you an itchy rash covering my torso that has no remedy and may last anywhere from 6 weeks-6 months! WOOOHOO! (That's the sound of me cheering for my rash). Seriously, I have a rash. It is called pidyriasis rosea, and if you google image it, (which you should only do if you're tired of googling things like "jock itch" or "eye herpes"), and just superimpose that image on my lovely torso. The best part about it being on my torso was flashing my doctor...too bad spring break was last week. I'll keep you posted, and if you're lucky, I'll post a pic. It may just be the pic that finally replaces the barf pic!
Upside? Some serious soul searching about just how attached I am to my physical appearance and its cool enough to one-up anyone that thinks its cool to turn their eyelids inside out at a party.
Downside? Did I mention that it ITCHES????? GAHHHHHH.
That is all.
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