Oh man.

Of the approximately four people who (intentionally) read my blog, all of you have probably thought at one point: "I would read this blog more if I didn't have to look at a pile of vomit while doing so." Well, I've thought a lot about that, and have considered changing the photo to this: If you look closely, that's the hair my brother pulled out of his shower drain. I got that charming photo via text message while I was trying to eat. HGUUUAH (vomit sound). You're welcome.