How my parents chose my name

Yesterday while attempting to learn how to spell "wilin' out" as in "all of my white friends and I are wilin' out!!" (said no one ever)-I was alerted to the hilarity that is typing your own name into Urban Dictionary.  Srsly.  Try it.  Here are some excerpts found when I typed in my name:

"Usually a some what shy girl who you find out is really funny once you get to know her. People can't get mad at ______ since you can't take her seriously. She likes to have a good time with her friends and get's along with everyone. She's extremely artsy. She finds a way to like everything and is overall always happy." Uh, yeah.  ALWAYS happy.  Riiiiight.

"An ______ is something very clean, polite, and well kept. Distancing herslef from anything dirty or anal, _______s tend to remain superior. They also obtain the tastest bags of food that are frequently stolen by inferior surrounding beasts." I think my old neighbors wrote this one while they were taking a break from their weekly RPG session.

 

"Don't ever overlook and ______, theyre beautiful, hot, funny, crazyyyy lol and you will deff have a hella time with an ______. And they loveee guys who flirt flirt flirt, none of tht serious shittt." Duhhhh.

And my personal favorite:

"A crack whore whose really cool"