Ruh roh.

So remember a few blog posts back where I wrote a really asshole strongly worded open letter to Comcast?  The gist of it was that some jerk lizard was parking the company van on my block for his booty calls and taking up precious parking space.  This prompted a reply to my blog from someone at Comcast who trolls blogs for mentions of the EVIL MONOPOLISTIC BILIOUS SOUL SUCKING CORPORATION THAT IS COMCAST.  My intention with that blog post was to vent, not to get anyone fired, so I did not reply.  Also, it turns out that I was, cough cough, wrong.  Home slice from Comcast actually lives on my block, so I guess he can park on this street.  Although I still call bullshit on putting the cones around the van.  Flash forward to yesterday morning when I was leaving for work and I saw the driver of the Comcast van.  And he's pretty hot. And he smiled at me, so ostensibly he's a nice person and we're going to married and then I'm going to have to tell him about the blog post and then we'll probably get separated but then maybe we'll get back together and have adorable little babies who come out of my good time genetically programmed to set up a wireless router.

So do you think I've mentioned Comcast enough times to get them to give me free ESPN, ESPN 2, Fox Sports 1, and Root Sports for the remainder of football season?