I feel compelled because of the title of this masterpiece of modern blogature to post anytime barf is part of my day. Recently there was no actual barf, but I did receive the following text message: "something something something...let me know when you take barf of it." Uh, take barf of it? Oh, what would we do without autotext? The sender of this message, one EXTREMELY ANNOYING roommate informed me that when he types "case" or "care" it automatically spells 'barf.' In that barf, I really don't barf what he really has to say...in fact, I could barf less.
On to the most hilarious/disturbing part of my day:
One of the school buses in the paragon of public education that is the district where I work was "accidentally" crop dusted. (Point of clarification: I'm talking about real crop dusting, not the kind where someone farts on you as they walk by.) And I put "accidentally" in quotes because why would anyone crop dust something that is giant and yellow and full of children? Good Lord, people, get it together! I'm now trying to bribe other teachers to bring this up next time there is a discussion about low scores on the standardized tests.
That is all.
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