1) Overheard at Target:
Girl 1: "Did you know that Nikki bought running shorts just so she could look like she went running?
Girl 2: "Nikki has a great body, its kind of annoying."
Girl 1: "Yeah, but she does not have a good face."
Wow, ladies. Impressive. If there were commercials for bad friends, you would be in them.
2) Overheard at work:
The principal: "Where's your staff ID badge? You know, if you're not wearing it you have to put a quarter in my Mexican vacation fund."
Me (in reality): "Oh, right. OK, I think I have a quarter."
Me (in my mind): "Perfect, and you can put a quarter in my fund every time you make an unethical decision and then I'll be filthy rich."
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