It's snowing here in beautiful New Hampshire! Or northern Utah! Or Montana! I mean, Michigan! That's right, you don't know where I live, which means you can't fire me for my blog that upon review if FULL of things that can get me fired. Woops. Anyway, suffice it to say that I'm home and really, really, really bored. So I'm blogging. And thinking about doing all sorts of fun things like cleaning the bathroom, doing laundry, fucking with my roommate's stuff while he's at work, and training the dog to do a special kind of bark any time a hot guy walks past.
Last night I inadvertently came up with a new life motto that applies to just about everything except sexual harassment: I'm accepted until I'm rejected. Which is how I'm approaching the whole waiting to get into grad school thing. So according to my new motto, I've been accepted at two great institutions of higher learning. Until of course, I'm rejected. At which point I will make a new blog will be about the funny things that happen while making porn instead of the funny things that happen while teaching. Don't be jealous.
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