I was dazzled by the following drunkenly delivered pickup line last night:
Me: "Hi, I'm ______________."
Drunk dude: Long pause with lingering clammy handshake and stupid smile: "Have you met Miss Amazing?"
Me: "Uhhhh....no."
Drunk dude: 'Cuz I just did.
Wow. There are not enough words to express how UNimpressed I was.
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