Other important advice

I realize that I already wrote a list of 30 things I learned, but this last bit of advice that I benevolently impart on you was learned from my dear friend, Ms. Lady. If you realize too late that you have an awkwardly visible panty line, one option you have is to make yourself a thong with the current saggy-ass-granny-panties that you are wearing. I had not previously known that this was an option.