Serious: I am really going to need the mothers of my female teenage students to stop doing things like inculcating them with the idea that at 15 YEARS OF AGE they should drink water when they're hungry so they won't want to eat.
Not serious: I got a Valentine from a student that said "Dear Ms. __________, Best Wishes." Uhhhh...thank you?
Serious: The only thing better than pouring down rain at 9pm? Being locked out of your car in said pouring down rain at 9pm. It was like a Valentine to myself: "Roses are red, violets are blue, this weather f**king sucks and so do you."
Why are you trying to steal your own car?
ReplyDeleteP.S. You don't suck. Not as much as Leah anyway. heh heh heh